Dear Rachel Zoe,
I love your show - I watch it obsessively. I think your styling is genius. I want to steal Brad from you & make him my bestie. But I’m starting to not like the way you treat your hubby.
Rodger, although he’s a bit caught up in the mannery, is a good guy. He runs your business, he puts up with your shopping, he’s been with you for years. Give the man some sexy time. Seriously, he is surrounded by gay men all the time, he has to constantly live in the fashion world. I hate to break it to you, but straight men don’t enjoy this. They like football, and steaks, and large beers, not waifish models in chiffon & velvet confections.
Not only does he give you awesome gifts on holidays, he is practically begging you for a child. What man does that? Name one guy who goes around holding his friends’ babies & comes home whining for one. No man does that - that is a rarity.
When you are old & your bones are too brittle to wear platforms, you’re going to look back & wish you had had a child/children to pass on your fashion empire to a la the Missoni’s. Belts, bags, & shoes wear out, break, get holes, etc. The escapism of fashion isn’t a substitute for a real life. If you don’t realize this soon, I will come find you & beat your with your Chanel bag.
