People that I don’t think are stylish despite people being obsessed with them:
- All the Kardashians except for Kendall & Kylie, the 15 & 14 yr olds
Too much makeup, black spandex, & leather. These broads keep trying to dress in the vein of edgy, heroin chic - play up the curves, embrace the vintage.
- Angelina Jolie
Back away from the neutrals. Every now & again, you hit it & people swoon over it. Then they seem to have amnesia about your other 360 outfits of the year that were dull, boring, & unflattering. And please stop cutting your bangs. They don’t soften your look because there is no softness to your look - you just look like you’re trying to be feminine.
- Megan Fox
We get it, you’re trying to work the bombshell angle. The problem is, your body has too many sharp angles & not enough curves. Please stop showing us the little chest you have. Cover up & be a lady. And stop wearing baggy jeans around LA. That went out in 1998, yet you still seem to be finding JNCOs somewhere.
- Everyone from the Hills
You’re all either boring as hell or complete sluts. Stop trying every single trend you can get your hands on.
- Kristen Stewart
Awkward is not a fashion trend. Put some jewelry on, stand up straight. Again, act like a lady. It may help if you stop making movies where your character is an angry or tormented stereotype. It’s not acting if you keep playing yourself.
- Katy Perry
How many times do I have to say be a lady? Stop wearing plastic dresses. Tone down the clown makeup. Your hair doesn’t have to be five colors at once. You always look like you’re wearing a costume & not an outfit.
I think I’ll continue this list at a later date.
