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I know that you’re cute and perky and far more successful than I, but you have man arms. Seriously, you have the arms of a GI Joe action figure (notice I didn’t say doll). Does Mark Consuelos really like the fact that you could beat the crap out of him? You’re approaching middle age, Kelly. You need to chill out with bench presses before you tear your rotator cuff. Take it easy, have some milkshakes. Then admire your lovely lady arms. I swear you’ll like them. At least I will.